Ask them out without saying it out loud
Send a link instead. Yes takes one tap; No has to be chased a hundred times before it can be pressed at all.
Questions people actually send
Pick the one closest to yours — it opens the form with that question already written, and you can change every word of it.
What your link is already set to
Asking someone out is worth being stubborn about, so the No button runs for a hundred chases before it lets itself be caught. It does let itself be caught — a real no stays possible, and that is what keeps this a joke instead of a trap.
- Who
- To one person
- Stubbornness
- 100 chases before they can refuse
- Evasion style
- Flee — teleports out of reach
Before you send it
What if they really want to say no?
They can. After a hundred chases the No button stops running and the answer is recorded as a genuine no. Most sites in this genre make refusing impossible — a joke you cannot walk out of stops being a joke.
Do I have to wait for Valentine’s Day?
No. Nothing here is tied to a date; the link works exactly the same on a Tuesday in August. That is the whole reason it exists.
Will they know it came from me?
Only if you tell them. There is no account and no sender name — the page shows your question and nothing else. You are the only one who sees the answer, on a private dashboard link.